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英语幽默小故事: Ice Fishing

英语幽默小故事: Ice Fishing

乐君文学网 | 发表于2018-05-15 16:11 | 归属于英语故事 | 被阅读

  A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" 

 一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上,并凿出了一个大洞。然后听见一个声音说: 

 "冰~下~面~没~有~鱼!" 

 Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said: 

 "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" 

 这个外国人很疑惑,把她的工具挪动了100尺,再次坐下来,准备再凿一个洞的时候。再一次地,有个声音说: 

 "冰~下~面~没~有~鱼!"

 Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed: 

 "FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" 

 姑娘有点慌了,她将工具挪到最后这个点上,坐下来,拿起了她的螺丝钻。再一次地,声音响起: 

 “最~后~说~一~次!冰~下~面~没~有~鱼! 

Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?" 

她终于承受不住了,叫了出来,“是你吗?神?” 

"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK" 

“不,我是这个曲棍球冰场的主人。”

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