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英语幽默小故事:导盲犬

英语幽默小故事:导盲犬

乐君文学网 | 发表于2018-05-15 16:11 | 归属于英语故事 | 被阅读

 

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

 

一个人带着他的狗去了酒吧,他径直走向吧台,要了一杯酒。

 

The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

 

招待说:“你不能带狗进来!”这个人毫不犹豫地说,“这是我的导盲犬”

 

"Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

 

“天呐,”招待说,“抱歉了,第一杯算我的。”这个人喝了他的酒,去门边的桌子那坐下了。

 

Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

 

另外一个人带着一只吉娃娃走进酒吧。第一个人看见了他,把他拦下,说“你不能把狗带进来,除非你跟他们说这是一只导盲犬。”

 

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

 

第二个人谢过了第一个人,走向吧台。他要一杯饮料。招待说:“嗨,你不能把那只狗带进来!”

 

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

 

第二个人回答道“这是我的导盲犬。”招待说,“不,我不这么认为。从来没有吉娃娃做导盲犬的。”

 

The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

 

这个人停顿了一会,回答道“什么?!他们给了我一只吉娃娃?!”

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